Dear Angelina,As fate seems to dictate, we both find ourselves single at last.
My credentials as a life partner are immense. Kind, loving and thoughtful, i boast pastry fingers and a student of all things Tantric. Quiche, soups and curries are house specialities and will ensure all your culinary needs are met.
As a minimalist, i promise not to take up too much space in your myriad properties scattered across the World.
My mum tells me i look every bit as good-looking as Brad Pitt, and she is always honest and trust-worthy.
Like yourself, i have a deep interest in both Africa and Asia, as well a shared love of both children and the United Nations, after all i am a genuine global citizen.
My needs are minimal, and if you do grow bored of me (unlikely though this is), i am prepared to sign and settle a prenuptial agreement for just 10% of your wealth.
Opportunities for us both have been quite limited, and i feel now is the right time to seize it. Surely it is about time we got it on?
Yours expectantly,
Aubs xx
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