Alien Intelligence?

I am always up for a good ol’ comspiracy theory. Ever heard the one that it was aliens that taught the Ancient Egyptians how to build the pyramids?

In an ALITD exclusive, i have collated photographic evidence that this was simply not the case.

This is a photograph of the “bent” pyramid in Dahshur. Surely extra-terrestial intelligence would not be capable of such a complete monumental fuck-up?


Whilst i'm on the subject, there are two further myths i need to try to dispel:
1) The pyramids were not built by slaves. The work-force were fed, had access to medical care and were usually top quality artisans who were used outside harvest-time.
2) Live people were buried with the pharaohs so they could lead a good life in the afterworld. Apart from the mummies, no skeletons have been uncovered in the pyramids and tombs.

And there you have it!

More stuff on the pyramids are on their way – you have been warned. Well i am in Egypt after all.