Catholics Behaving Badly

Chameleon Backpackers has been haunted by Shane, an twenty-something year old Irishman.

Like many of his fellow country-folk he enjoys his drink, although somewhat more unusually, his poison of choice seems to be white wine.

You don’t have to talk to him for very long before he informs you of his Catholicism. This is only paralleled with a complete hatred, not just for Protestants, but for anyone who is not of the Catholic persuasion. Catholics “are good because they disapprove of rape and murder”. His support for Celtic and Liverpool football clubs are not surprising, but according to him, almost every team and absolutely everything has its origins in either Catholicism or Protestantism.

Not surprisingly he has rapidly become an isolated and alienated figure, but strangely he does not seem to understand why!

Somewhat scarily Shane is a qualified single engine pilot, but unsurprisingly he cannot find work, which he puts down to “being European”. I thinks it’s more due to being a completely insane bigot.