Israelis Behaving Badly

Whenever one travels abroad, whether we like we like it or not, we become ambassadors for our country of origin. Even though I have been in a self-imposed exile from Britain for almost 20 years, I am seen as an Englishman and I am judged accordingly. Invariably, “where are you from?” is the first question asked – or indeed “what is the name of your good country?” on the Indian sub-continent.

Now don´t get me wrong, some of my favourite cousins are Israeli. However the hordes going around town are a complete nightmare at times. Like so many towns in Asia and, more selectively, in South America, Hebrew signs can be found on the streets. Many of the restaurants here offer “Israeli salad” and hummus. I´ve even found falafel on the menu in an Indian restaurant! A real home away from home.

Loud, boisterous and cliquey, they show few manners or respect to locals or other travellers. At the Dalai Lama´s teachers they are often without transistor radios and are thus unable to hear the translations provided. Thus somewhat bored, they regularly shout to each other during the proceedings irrespective that others are trying to follow the teachings.

Fortunately, most Israelis prefer to ghettoise themselves in Bhagsu, 4kms out of town, but often descend to Mcleod Ganj´s excellent restaurants. They often seem intent on promoting anti-Semitism wherever they go!

Most Israeli travellers have come straight out of the army and, understandably, intent on having a good time. Sometimes too much! A group of mum’s in Israel are putting pressure on both Indian and Thai governments to tighten up visa access. Too many Israeli travellers have returned to Israel with drug habits and/or psychotic neurosis. Good on these Israeli mums! To assist this new political lobbyists, the Indian government will only issue one six month visa per year to an individual Israeli.

Personally, I am trying to be more empathetic with these travellers for I cannot imagine the pain and suffering of being forced to be conscripted to do military service.

I await your comments and abuse!